Posted 4 hours ago

My bad knee makes me have to get up and walk around some nights
Well that’s really hard to do tonight because
A. My friend is sleeping here and I’m scared every time I get up to leave the room I’m going to wake them
B. I have this pain in my right side that legit hurts worse when I try to walk
And finally
C. I feel like I’m going to puke

So add up all the pain plus me not being able to do anything about it or make it stop enough to sleep equals this fucking sucks!

Posted 6 hours ago
Posted 6 hours ago
One time, I took more pills than I can remember and accepted I’d be dead within the hour. Don’t ever call me weak.
Michael Lee, Waking Up Naked  (via goldenspine)

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Posted 6 hours ago

Ask me my “TOP 5” anything!

(Source: askboxmemes)

Posted 6 hours ago


I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.

Posted 6 hours ago

So Oliver is passed the fuck out
I can’t sleep
I can’t even get my dip without waking them up
So I’m sitting here watching House
And somehow I end up with all the dogs in my bed

Posted 6 hours ago


if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me

(Source: cravings)

Posted 6 hours ago





found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

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Posted 6 hours ago


when i say “the other day” i could mean yesterday or 5 years ago there’s no in between 

Posted 8 hours ago